VicePresident.US: Lying in wait

They say when Saddam was arrested
They found him in a drain
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
Iraq ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now the muslims are on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did Harry Whittington do

He jacked the little sanctioned country
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The riches and the plunder
Knew that someone had to stop Hussein

Run away, run away Hussein
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away Hussein
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now his hunting party is on the run
What did Harry Whittington do
It's Cheney's daily I.O.U.

He had to take Iraq down easy
And send the Army far away
He said 'cause nobody believes me
They got WMDeezeys
The world ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now everybody's on the run (Saddam, what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Bush's nation robbin')
It's the Republican solution
Cheney's Got A Gun
It's the Republican solution
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun

From Famous James

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Whole world's come undone
Iraqis have ink on their thumbs
Elections in Baghdad were free
But now we're wiretapped regularly

Cheney won't ever be arrested
Even though the man's clearly deranged
But man, he's got it comin'
Because Cheney's Got A Gun
The world ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The story was suppressed for a day
While Cheney thought of what the press would say
He'll tell us now it's untrue
What did Dick Cheney do?

He shot an elderly attorney
The man has got to be insane
He said that his friend stepped in front
Of all the quail that he was hunting
And that someone else must be to blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The world's dark day's just begun
Even though Osama's on the run
Afghans and Iraqis fell like trees
But it's Iran that has WMD's

He shot an elderly attorney
And put a bullet in his brain
He thought that "everyone believes me,
I won't look like such a sleeze"
He ain't never gonna take the blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's Got A Gun
World's dark day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Cheney, Cheney what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Halliburton's pension robbin')
Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's Got A Gun
World's dark day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun

From Hollinet

Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound of your gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound, it's the sound...
Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
Was looking straight at the sun
What did Dick Cheney do?
What did his friend go through

They say the EMT's attested
They found the buckshot in his face
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
Things ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His long week's just begun
Comedians havin' fun
Tell us now it's untrue
What did the VP do

He shot his shotgun without caution
The man has got to be insane
They say the stress that he was under
Was just a little blunder
And that buckshot doesn't cause much pain

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His long week's just begun
Comedians havin' fun
What did the V.P. do
The NRA's IOU

He had to make it look easy
And put some buckshot in his brain
He said cause everyone believes me
That aimin' ain't that easy
And FOX news won't make me take the blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's got a gun
His long week has just begun
Now everybody is on the run (Cheney, Cheney what's your problem)
Cause Cheney's got a gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's got a gun (Was it Cheney's way of talkin')
His long week has just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's got a gun
His long week has just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's got a gun

From TPM Cafe

Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun
The whole world's on the run
Great news for Halliburton
What did poor Iraq do?
What is it going thru?
They say He turned the biddings over, and Halliburton's going insane!
The other oil-filled nations, see that Cheney's got a gun and
they ain't never gonna be the same!

Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun
Libya's nose has run
Bin Laden's having too much fun!
Americans feels so renewed
It's safe to travel and buy shoes!
The price others have to pay-pay
So George is elected again!
Iran has got it comin' while Libya's balls are hanging and
Gaddafi hides his head in shame!

Run Away, 'Cos His daughter's so GAY yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run awaaaaay

Cheney's Got a Gun, Cheney's Got a Gun
Your dog day's just begun
Screw all your possessions
What did Bushes daddy do?
Damned us all to get screwed!
He jacked Iraq up with them weapons, Saddam was his Bestest Friend!
Now his son pretends that's hogwash, Saddam is such a threat and
We're all in for a lotta pain!

Cheney's Got a Gun
Cheney's Got a Gun
Cheney's Got a Gun
Everybody's on the Run

From Karavans

Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of his shotgun.
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Harry Whittington do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Cheney was arrested
they found him in a bunker again
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun he ain't never gonna be the same.

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Harry Whittington do?
He stopped bribes completely
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the in-fighting and the
taint knew that someone had to stop the gravy train...

Run away, run away from the Plame yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Plame yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Harry Whittington do?
It's Cheney's last I.O.U.
He had to take him down easy and put a hundred pellets in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.
He ain't never gonna be the same.

Run away, run away from the Plame yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Plame yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun.