Cheney's Got a Gun (Part 4)
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Cheney's Got a Gun
(Lyrics by Tom Feeley & Sam Einhorn )
to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janey's Got a Gun"
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
He peppered Whittington
A heart attack ain’t no fun
What did Dick Cheney do?
How did he not see you?
When the quails flew their covey Harry snuck up from behind
Though he was thirty yards away
You shot him in the face
Too bad you can’t turn back time
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
White House spin just begun
The Press Core’s come undone
"Why won’t you tell the truth?"
"Weren’t you high on brew?"
He shot that frail old man you know he's got to be insane
He pulled a fast one eighty
And shot Harry in the face
He ain't ever gonna look the same
Run away, run away from Dick Cheney
(Dick Cheney)
Run away, run away, run, run away
(Dick Cheney)
Run away, run away, from Dick Cheney
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Harry’s like Hamilton
Aaron Burr would be proud
That you shot that old man down
It happened on a private lot where you shoot birds in their pen
That bought you time to get sober
And wait til it blew over
And let Karl form the master plan
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
He peppered him when he spun
He blamed it on Whittington
How could Cheney fail
To see his friend was not a quail?
You know because it’s in Texas he could be looking at the Chair
And then Bush would for real
Be alone behind the wheel
Man we do not want to go there…
Run away, run away from Dick Cheney
(Dick Cheney)
Run away, run away, run, run away
(Dick Cheney)
Run away, run away, from Dick Cheney
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Fucking Halliburton
Cheney’s got a gun…