Old Cheney Went A-Hunting
Our favorite song of this genre remains Cheney's Got a Gun lyrics but this one was worth posting. This one comes from Flowgo:
Old Cheney went a-hunting
A-hunting he did go
He shot his best friend in the face
"Oh crap", he said, "Oh no!"
The press were in a frenzy
They took his guns away
Old Dick was mocked and mocked some more
And not allowed to play
Poor Dick was lost without his guns
The punishment was drastic
But Cheney was his guns again
'Cept now they're made of plastic
Dick's now the toy store mascot
His guns shoot balls and water
It's a happy happy ending
And nobody gets slaughtered!
