VicePresident.US: Lying in wait

The Smoking Gun got ahold of the Second Family's demands, er requests, for downtime suites. You know how hard it is to wait around. Let's see, the rest of us get stuck in doctors' offices, car dealership or barber and are stuck with stale coffee, no food and old magazines. The Cheney's can't have that. No, not for royalty!

While we are outraged by the entire memo, it is Mrs. Cheney's choice of Perrier, yes Perrier, FRENCH water. She drinks water to support those terrorist-loving people. The French come as close to supporting Al Qaeda as any non-Muslim country.

Here's the list:

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Posted by David at 10:23 PM | Permalink

So much for humor. Here's a serious one... Condy Rice has said she wants to be NFL Commissioner... OK, so there is a joke in this. We lied.

Anyway, so Condy wants to be NFL Commissioner (but is now saying that it's not the right time). Could this be a great chance for President Bush to replace his top cabinet posts? Why would he do this? Well, he wouldn't because that would mean he would have to admit defeat, or at least mistakes, or at least admit that someone else could do something better.

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Posted by David at 06:47 PM | Permalink

Would you believe that there are people out there who actually like Dick Cheney? I'm so shocked by this that I have decided to dedicate today's entry to these folks.

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